Brushing my teeth

in the shower. How have I not thought of this before? Is there even a single con?

The best

time is when the sky is a darkish gray from a storm and the green from the trees contrast so perfectly.

Where ever I am for the rest of my life I’ll have that (unless I move to the Great Basin or the Mojave!).

chapstick

The nice thing about always having chapstick is my lips are pretty much always moist.

The bad thing about chapstick is that I can’t kiss my cat on the top of the head without getting cathair STUCK. to. my. lips.